What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:37
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : I don't drink
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?
He : Tea ?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me : Because it's month of August.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : I'm 24.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : Thank you.
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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : Sure.
Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : No